<Famicoman_> I had something to tell moonlit but I forgets
<!Moonlit> rev3 iptv obsoleet teletext vcr
* !Moonlit attempts to jog Famicoman's memory with common keywords
<Oliver> Weezl: Surprised you don't mock my habit of calling everyone "mate" :P
<@Weezl> Oliver: not unless you try to follow up on the threat. >_>
<Oliver> You know exactly what I mean by mate :P
<Oliver> One american didn't and starting shouting homophobic words at me over the internets
<Oliver> So I asked for a kiss XD
<@Weezl> stoopid â??muricans
<Oliver> I can't help the stupid, but I can troll them
<@Weezl> yeah, stupid canâ??t be helped. Iâ??m pretty sure itâ??s genetic
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<@Weezl> Ubergeek couldnâ??t handle the insinuations
* Â¯ @Weezl contemplates posting pics of NASAâ??s mate/de-mate device when Ubergeek returns, just cuz....
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<@Weezl> UberGeek: http://www.nasa.gov/centers/dryden/images/content/111186main_mdd_shuttle.jpg
<@Weezl> UberGeek: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Shuttle_mate_demate_facility.jpg
<@Weezl> Hot plane-on-plane action!
<Oliver> mate !
<Oliver> awwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaah
<Oliver> rule 34 mutha fucka!
* Beelzebub wanders off to bed
* StarStorm hides a gerbil in Beelzebub's bed
* Beelzebub eats it
<StarStorm> THAT'S NOT FOOD!
<!Moonlit> I think it's probably more correct to say "that *wasn't* food"
<!Moonlit> 'cos I'd say it probably is now
<StarStorm> This is true.
S*#t DedSysOp Says [Date start 9/29/09]
I think i've watched too much sesame street
* DedSysOp interrupts this important message with a lively accordian solo
Ever come home and get ready to go to bed when you realize that you're covered in blood?
Jeeze does anyone still think my hello kitty tattoo is real?
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness, And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me
How can you have a healthy relationship with people online, I mean you can't really bury a virutual ex-friend in the backyard, can you?
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that
That's not my hand, that's the puppet's hand
I was curious if, across the pond, your computers use "biscuits" instead of "cookies"?
Meanwhile, the invention of toilet brushes has completely destroyed the market for porcupine sex toys.
Mailing bloodstained resumes is usually a bad thing, right?
I'm not into monogamy, i dabble with opera and chrome sometimes
* DedSysOp_ freaks out for no reason, sings the love boat theme backwards then sits in the corner and reads a book about birds...
The power of orange knickers compels you!
I've never had egg nog... i think it's a waste of perfectly good rum
Lady called me a lunatic today and I argued with her for 5 minutes that I didn't depend on the phases of the moon for my insanity
Note to self: holding a candle up to a thermometer to check the temperature is going to give you a false reading
Mental image I get when I read 'daycycle' : pedling furiously on a stationary bike on a sunny beach with 3 80's style cylons doing the same thing behind me
If you get afterimages of the flame when you blink, you were holding the candle too close to your face
I used to work out by getting caught in a mosh 2-3 times a week... i miss those days...
One wonders if he will regret his falling for an evil genius when she's chasing him around with a tube of chocolate frosting screaming, "IT'S FOR SCIENCE"
Remember, kids - at 600 rpm, it's not exfoliation anymore!
Too bad you're wearing clothes this time....
ignore that, wrong window
I am in need of the coffees, read that as Vornicus nipples esf in half
wrong room ignore that
My sister just texted me a picture, someone at her office got a midget for their birthday....
Note to employer: if you have a mandatory conference call/livemeeting about GIS (Global IT something), make sure that the person who is moderating the meeting does not pronounce GIS as jizz..
You know you're getting old: your hungover and start playing slayer, can't quite deal with it so you put on a 'best of beethoven' cd...
Do you know anything about protecting websites from viruses and sperm?
My milkshake does bring the boys to the yard... but that's only because I use a LOT of rum
Stalkers are conceptually sexy but suck in reality..
Apparently there is a rule about being naked at work
I don't understand what the big deal about augmented reality.. in my day it was called LSD
Scotch and kilts should go hand in hand but they don't... THEY DON'T
I questioned my sanity once, I got an avocado in response...
<ethndbst|laptop> I fail all the time
<ethndbst|laptop> don't I jdhore??
<ethndbst|laptop> I need Rosetta Stone!
<ethndbst|laptop> I want to learn a few languages, etc.
<ethndbst|laptop> I barely know my own language.
<ethndbst|laptop> jdhore: That's not really nice, but okay!
<!CMack> you did ask >_<
<ethndbst|laptop> That's true.
<ethndbst|laptop> but He could have been nicer.
<!jdhore> I'm not a nice person. You should know that by now.
<ethndbst|laptop> Do you think I'm a nice person?
<!jdhore> I don't give 2 fucks
<!CMack> You know that commercial with indian crying at trash on the road?
<!CMack> jdhore threw it there
<ethndbst|laptop> I don't give 3 fucks!
<!CMack> *an indian
<!jdhore> CMack: EXACTLY! :P
<!jdhore> I wasn't alive when that commercial was made, but it was me.
<!CMack> his anger is so powerful it allowed him to go back in time, trash the road, then pop back just in time to be born, where he punched his father in the groin and flipped off the attending nurses
<!CMack> we all know he's got issues. And three nurses ended up quitting their jobs and becoming strippers as a result, so I'm pretty sure they know too.
<ethndbst|laptop> and I thought I was bad.
<!jdhore> I kinda love my new backstory :P
* Leapo mashes the keys to get them to do something/
<@Weezl> wow, that was oddly legible
<@Weezl> the only typo you got out mashing the keyboard was "/"?
* @Weezl bows unworthily
<Leapo> this entire sentence was typed using my face. >_>
<@Weezl> And this entire lengthy mini-tome of a missive was entered using nothing more than the tip of my schlonggggggg...
* Leapo picks keys out of his hair
* @Weezl picks hair out of his keys
<+Oliver> sara, engage plasma injectors and come about course heading 173 mark 223
<+Oliver> sara, would you kindly engage plasma injectors and come about course heading 173 mark 223
<@SARA> Hello, I live in a hat made of cheese
<+Oliver> why didn't I pick Sulu instead?
<@SARA> and now what?
<+Oliver> you tell me, miss "Of course I passed the starship driving course"!
<Weezl> Do you have any idea how much that pisses the rest of us off, who have to work hard for what they have?
<Weezl> We don't get shit handed to us on a silver platter like that.
<Manuel> I'll take my shit in a porcelain bowl, preferably flushed, thank you.
<CMack> whoa whoa WHOA
<CMack> there was a project to find Jenny by dialing 867-5309 at every area code in the US
<CMack> That's not the wild bit
<CMack> The crazy part is just a bit down
<CMack> Code Findings(scanned by Famicoman)
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<!Moonlit> Famicoman_ is a bit of a dark horse like that
<CMack> Did I just win at Six Degrees of Thinstack?
[02:18] <Oliver> By the expelled arse gases of beelzebub, the potatoe army is attacking!
[03:04] <SARA> of course i've been up all night but not cos of coffee no it was insomnia i'm tired *zzz* coffee time!
[03:04] <@SARA> *DING* (52)
[03:08] <Oliver> *to the tune of God save the queen* I'm missing Bargain Hunt, what shall I have for lunch? Maybe some chips. Who would I rather be, Spongbob or Mr.T? I want a butler space monkey, 'cos I'm the queen!
[03:08] <SARA> I already have one of those.
[03:08] <Grue> 0.o