Garda | Boring meeting again

bearcub | did you tell tehm about TIM?

Garda | Some important person's supposed to be talking

Garda | So i'm on irc instead

CMack | lol 

CMack | ain't that just the way of things?

Garda | Tim? 

bearcub | http://www.bringtim.com

CMack | HAHHAA

CMack | BRILLIANT!

CMack | who's the jackass making $100/hr???

bearcub | your average attorney?

<<<< | Garda (~Garda@110.23.szz.tl) has quit (Client Quit)

CMack | well, in that case, those "business meetings" are most often referred to as "court proceedings"

CMack | and they're already at work

CMack | >_>

bearcub | oops

bearcub | somomeone noticed garda slacking...

CMack | hehehe

CMack | "...ermmm... uhhh... *nothing*, sir!"

bearcub | yet if thwe beeting was acutally something other than a time waster...

 CMack | HAHAHHA

 CMack | "beating"?

 bearcub | freudian slip?

 CMack | I know any beating I've ever attended was anything  but a time-waster

<Grue> moonlit just made that up bearcub 

<bearcub> really?

<Moonlit> yes, lol 

<bearcub> I seem to remeber this from a long time ago... 

* Moonlit wishes to borrow bearcub's time machine

* CMack wishes to share bearcub's drugs 

<Moonlit> haha 

<bearcub> thunlrealbe part of my prev statemnt was *remember* 

<Moonlit> or... misremember :P  

<CMack> "You been.. THUNLREALBE!!" 

<bearcub> uh huh... 

<CMack> "THUNREALBE!  YEAH YEAH YEAH THUNREALBE!"

* Moonlit is actually loling

<bearcub> I think I need to go crash on the couch... 

<CMack> "I was CAUGHT, in the middle of a LGINTING ATTACK!!  (THUNREALBE!)" 

<Moonlit> careful, you don't wanna write off the couch

<CMack> hahahaha

<bearcub> .... aaand this is going in the thinstack qupates page, I;m sure...

<Moonlit> we have a qupates page? 

<CMack> http://thinstack.net/quotes

<CMack> oh wait 

<CMack> dammit!

<CMack> testmad forgot the qupates page! 

<bearcub> gonna go carsh now... 

<bearcub> night

<CMack> The highest honor one can achieve is to be qupated in near-realtime 

<CyberAssassin> Manuel!!!

<Manuel> CyberAssassin@@@

<CyberAssassin> how are you?!

<CyberAssassin> I've haven't talked to you in forever!

<CyberAssassin> how've you been since the whole hak5 fallout?

<Manuel> cyber, I've been on Mint and on TS

<CyberAssassin> hahaha awesome!

<CyberAssassin> Manuel, I haven't been on either of those networks in awhile :/

<Manuel> yeah, I noticed :p

<Grue> Manuel is the man-usel..

<Grue> >.>

<Grue> Dangit

<Grue> See I typo'd my own gorramm (incredibly lame) joke

<Manuel> well... for starters, http://www.thinstack.net/news/14

<CyberAssassin> your a sysop then?

<Manuel> yup

<CyberAssassin> oh shit...moonlit?1

<Manuel> yes... he's been an oper for longer than I have

<CyberAssassin> oh god

 * CyberAssassin (~CyberAssa@1234.client.5678.com) Quit (Quit: Leaving)

<Grue> ...?

<Grue> >.<

<Grue> WTF?

<Grue> Is he allergic to Moonlit?

<Manuel> mmmmk

<Snu> well, if there would be anyone id want allergic to me, it would be assasins

Random Meanderings and Jewels of Wisdom from DedSysOp:



<DedSysOp> just because I don't believe in the concept of monogamy doesn't mean I can't respect other peoples misconceptions



<DedSysOp> dead people have feelings too



<DedSysOp> apperently fairies and polar bears are left handed



<DedSysOp> are Wierd Al and Bruce Campbell related?

Grue Every season of Eureka has premeired in the same week of July

Grue (and the seasons have only gotten longer) 



CMack  :| 

CMack Weird, it somehow feels longer 

CMack  hehehe 



Leapo  "that's what she said"



CMack  O_O

CMack  wow

CMack  PERFECT setup for that one for once! 

CMack  LOL



Leapo  :-D 



CMack  now, there's a further point to consider... 

CMack  Assuming "she" is talking to you, are you supposed to feel good or ashamed at that point? 

CMack  >_>



Leapo  Why would you be ashamed that she said it feels longer? >_>



CMack  Because that implies that "it" actually isn't



Leapo  What did you do, bottom out? 



CMack  HAHAHAHA 

CMack  "Sweetie, I promise you this is the exact same 10 foot pole I was telling all my friends in high school I'd never touch you with.  Honest!" 



Leapo  Apparently, "bottoming out" is supposed to be fairly painful...like "punched in the gut" painful



Leapo  So if "it feels longer somehow" was code for "stop ramming my cervix," then yeah, you might want to feel ashamed...

<Wing> I have 2 remember u & I r like the oldest guys on the net          

<CMack> old CMack is old

<Wing> I ain't too far back

* Grue hands CMack a cane

<CMack> "Old CMackDonald had a (render)farm.  E-I-E-I/O.."  

18:17:46 Leapo: Brand loyalty = retarded



*Those who know Leapo will understand the irony XD

<Grue> Windex kills most anything living 

<CMack> thought it was funny when I spritzed a cricket I found in the cupboard, and it was instant *SPROING*... biggest jump I've ever seen a cricket do. Seconds later: *deeeeeeaaaatthh* 

<CMack> little skull and crossbones came floating out of him and everything... I spritzed that too, just ot be safe

Dankiswess : My cock is now and hence forth to be known as "Thor"                 

Dankiswess : brb

s-nomad : I think of them melting

Moonlit : your cock has a giant hammer capable of creating thunder? 

Moonlit : that's unusual 

CMack : lol

s-nomad : probably should "eksplosjon av kraft" 

Moonlit : well, I have no idea what that says, but if I had to guess then I'd say it had something to do with explosions 

s-nomad : norwegian for explosion of power 

s-nomad : better than the wife's name for it  

Moonlit : "salt shaker"    

s-nomad : after she got a yeast infection a long time ago, she named it Plague the Impaler

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<~Grue> Everything alright, connorp? >.> 

<connorp> yup

<connorp> why? 

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<~Grue> Just makin' sure with all the joings/parts 

<~Grue> Oh, *facepalm* 

<@KarakSindru> haha 

<@KarakSindru> classic

<~Grue> Sonuvabitch