[04:15] <Oliver> SARA: What is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

[04:15] <SARA> Cheese.

[04:15] <Oliver> 42 cheeses SARA?

[04:15] <SARA> You want the answer? you can't handle the answer!

[04:16] <Oliver> Good god cmack what hath thy created?

[20:03] <preciousRoy_> "Yoko Ono on @CNN talking about Japan disaster? With all due respect, who gives a shit? #facepalm #CNNfail"

[20:03] <preciousRoy_> Snubs got on CNN?

[20:04] <Patt> snubs said that? 0.o

<Nocturnophil3> hey kids

<Nocturnophil3> anyone around?

<Manuel> sort of

<Manuel> how may I help you this fine evening?

<Nocturnophil3> curious if anyone has any experience building a whitebox virtualization machine

<Nocturnophil3> running on a bare-metal hypervisor

<Manuel> Hmmm... Looks like you are trying to use IRC.  Might I direct you to irc.thinstack.net #unpersons or #geekcred .

<Nocturnophil3> O-o

<Manuel> In other words, I don't and seeing that this channel/network is more or less dead

<Manuel> ... you might get more help there?

<Manuel> (I'm there too)

<Nocturnophil3> IIt's been a while since I've been in here

<Nocturnophil3> is it bad that I actually had a reverse Turing-test moment there?

<Manuel> lol

<Nocturnophil3> I honestly had to decide whether or not that was a macro response.

<Manuel> I'm good at that :)

<Manuel> that's why I do it too :p

<Nocturnophil3> The Clippy-esque response was a nice touch

<Nocturnophil3> kudos

<Nocturnophil3> are you under Manuel on that server as well?

<Manuel> yes

<Manuel> I'm very creative :p

<Manuel> I only have used VMWare and VirtualBox for limited VM's

<Nocturnophil3> oic

<Manuel> but seriously... you might get more help on TS

<mwsenter> how do i leave

<ebest97> /leave

<Taros> /part

<CMack> "/quit"

<mwsenter> what command

<CMack> LOL

<mwsenter> ok

<ebest97> /part

<mwsenter> thatnks

* mwsenter has quit (Quit: Leaving)

Lakeisha aka StarStorm:  4 bars...let's hope that this lasts!

Manuel:  all it took for me was one bar.... and a few good drinks.

Lakeisha aka StarStorm:  XD I was talking about the signal on my cell phone! I am too young to be at a bar until after more half way through December.

THE EPIC HAGFISH DEBACLE

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< MOONLIT > hey, I never said *I* looked at porn, lol

< SNU > and i never said you did either :p

< CMACK > I used to download all kinds of crap

< CMACK > >_>

< CMACK > <_<

< MOONLIT > there was some stuff it thought was hacking related

< MOONLIT > that the librarians probably wouldn't have appreciated

< MOONLIT > and we played DOOM on them once, LAN game

< SNU > cmack: exactly what i was thinking, not directly related to porn, but ... 'crap'

< MOONLIT > that definitely wasn't allowed

< SNU > haha, awesome

< MOONLIT > Snu - definitely not crap porn :P

< CMACK > lol

< SNU > agh! not what i was implying either

 * CMack checks "scat porn" off his list of "Things Moonlint Most Likely Gets Up to When Off #geekcred"

< SNU > O_o

< SNU > long list is it?

< MOONLIT > o_O

< CMACK > XD

< MOONLIT > I think it might be more creepy that you keep a list of the porn I may or may not look at, lol

< SNU > well, check that off my list too -_-

< MOONLIT > ...

< CMACK > there's still "hagfish collecting"

< SNU > haha

 * Moonlit throws hagfish at CMack 

 * Snu is curious as to what a hagfish is, but is afraid to look it up

< SNU > especially considering the context

< MOONLIT > more of an eel really, surely?

< CMACK > like an eel, but when aggravated it secretes a protein that explodes into masses of slime

< SNU > whats that rule #? 34?

< MOONLIT > yeah, rule #34

< CMACK > Mike Rowe did a segment on it, because there's a market for the little bastards

< SNU > haha, awesome

< SNU > id rather collect capybaras

< CMACK > oohhhh

< CMACK > wanty

< CMACK > world's biggest gerbil

< MOONLIT > what the hell's that gloop meant to do?

< MOONLIT > is it even poisonous?

< CMACK > Moonlit: no, it's harmless

< CMACK > it's meant to foul up a predator's attempt to nom on it

< MOONLIT > that seems like a crappy defence mechanism

< MOONLIT > ahh

< SNU > moonlit: and what would happen to your appetite if you suddenly found your mouth full of slime?

< CMACK > it's mostly water, but yeah, the protein that creates it is really interesting

< MOONLIT > depends what the slime was I guess

< SNU > lol

 * CMack picks up that list again

< MOONLIT > I mean if it's badly set jello, I could deal with that

< SNU > hahahaha

< SNU > moonlit: thank you for elaborating on that, haha

< CMACK > @_@

< MOONLIT > that's some pretty thick slime

< MOONLIT > wonder if it could be used for anything#

< CMACK > It's so tightly coiled and wound that when it comes in contact with water, it just completely unravels and snares the water

 * Snu suddenly starts thinking of ghostbusters quotes...

< CMACK > Moonlit: they're looking into some different concepts for it

< MOONLIT > appetite suppressant? >_>

< SNU > i imagine that slime would make it rather difficult to grab the fish too

< CMACK > Moonlit: more importantly, what about food proteins that could behave in a similar manner?

< CMACK > you could have an entire meal with a small cube

< MOONLIT > space food, maybe?

< CMACK > (Jetsons-style)

< CMACK > sure

< CMACK > also makes it much easier to store and distribute relief supplies/field rations

< SNU > heh

< CMACK > :D

 * CMack loads up Moonlit's hovercraft with slime eels

< MOONLIT > aw, dude, I just had it re-upholstered!

< CMACK > LOL

 * CMack circles "detailing hovercraft" on the list

 * Leapo hears it make fart noises as air escapes through the slime under the hovercraft's foot

< MOONLIT > hovercraft have feet? O_o

< LEAPO > Moonlit: That giant airbag

< MOONLIT > I think that's the skirt

< MOONLIT > but ok :P

< LEAPO > Skirt, foot, either way *faaaaaart pwap pwap pwap riiiiiiip pfffttftftf pwap*

 * Leapo watches the hovercraft far away at-speed

 * Moonlit takes out hovercraft insurance

 * CMack pisses off all the eels again

< CMACK > *BLLLURRP*

 * Leapo takes a step back as more slime pours out

< SNU > wait, this stuff needs water ya know

< LEAPO > This is why we can't have nice things!

< CMACK > it's like one of those life-sized He-Man slime playsets

< SNU > it doesnt just excrete slime

 * Leapo gets the fire hose

 * Moonlit makes a claim on his insurance... "reason for claim: slime"

< CMACK > Snu: it's a hovercraft.  One assumes it spends a great deal of time on the water.

< SNU > haha

< LEAPO > Interesting that it grows fibers

< CMACK > well each one of those fibers is a protein strand

< LEAPO > There's a "your mom" joke involving a protein strand hidden in there somewhere...

< CMACK > >_>

< LEAPO > <_<

 * Leapo and CMack pause awkwardly, Moonlit's hovercraft farting and burbling away is the only sound to be heard

< MOONLIT > ...

< CMACK > lol

< CMACK > hoverqueef?

< CMACK > >_<

< MOONLIT > ...

< LEAPO > pwahaha

 * Leapo wonders if there's a way to make hoverloaf

< MOONLIT > that's a hilarious mental image

 * CMack tries to wipe away the tears so he can see again

< MOONLIT > *pffffppppt* *girl hovers on the pressurised air*

< CMACK > BWAHAHAHAHAHA

< CMACK > "Look what I can do mom!"

< LEAPO > Moonlit: CMack just compared your hovercraft to a queefing vagina. Good thing you took out the insurance plan >_>

< CMACK > hahaha

< MOONLIT > or, a particularly violent queef, she fires herself off the end of... whatever she's... you know... pressurising herself with

 * CMack pounds helplessly on the desk, gasping for air

 * Leapo watches said girl fly around the room like a deflating blow-up doll

< SNU > .... no, im NOT going to go back to hagfish and slime to add into the joke! i will NOT

< CMACK > *drip*

< MOONLIT > god, could you imagine the mess if the hagfish was the reason she was queefing?

< MOONLIT > *pfffffpfffffSPLAT*

< LEAPO > oh god, the spray!

 * CMack blows beer all over the monitor

< CMACK > YOU BASTARDS OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD!!!

< CMACK > XD

< LEAPO > CMack: That's not the only thing that would be all over your monitor *girl burbles overhead, drenching CMack in queef slime*

< CMACK > ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

< SNU > O_o

< LEAPO > amazing how much air she had in their

< LEAPO > *there

< CMACK > two words I never ever for the rest of my life want to see together again

< CMACK > "queef slime"

< SNU > dangit, and so he repeats them

< CMACK > I will thank you to permanently forget that you ever made it up

< LEAPO > I can separate them with "hagfish"... "Queef hagfish slime"

 * Moonlit will not forget

< LEAPO > *burble* *splat* *hagfish falls out*

< CMACK > good grief!

< CMACK > Why?!

< CMACK > With the imagery?!

< MOONLIT > sorry, good queef?

< CMACK > LOL

< SNU > ok seriously, leapo, no more doing those deviantart recolors!

< LEAPO > Snu: I only did the one >_>

< SNU > what, it only took one?

< SNU > actually, did you ever finish that and add the demotivational part?

< LEAPO > har-har

< LEAPO > I finished it. Didn't make it a demotivator

< SNU > oh

< LEAPO > Got my $8 and ran :-P

< MOONLIT > queef slime is the best demotivator I can think of

< SNU > haha

< MOONLIT > it'd kill the moment a bit, eh?

< CMACK > hahaha

< SNU > O_o

< CMACK > *splurt*

< LEAPO > Oh god, if she was riding you...and slime suddenly covered your stomach

< MOONLIT > "no, no, no, this is all wrong, get off me, *I'M* the one who's meant to slime, damnit!"

< CMACK > @_@

< LEAPO > *fwwrrrr-fpwhap-burble-sploosh*

< CMACK > O

< CMACK > M

< CMACK > G

< LEAPO > CMack: Could be worse...could be period blood

< LEAPO > (oh god, I went there)

< CMACK > ._.

< SNU > ....

< LEAPO > "Holy shit, it's like the horse head scene in the godfather! nooooooo"

< CMACK > WTF

< CMACK > hahaha

< SNU > ooookay, i think its time to detach myself from the conversation, waaay past time really

< MOONLIT > worse still if it mixes with the slime

< LEAPO > X_X

< LEAPO > It'd be like when you have a bloody nose and a cold at the same time

< CMACK > you people are some twisted puppies.. you know this, right?

< LEAPO > times a billion

< MOONLIT > haha

< MOONLIT > like you can talk, CMack :P

< LEAPO > CMack: Managed to regain your ability to breathe, i see

< SNU > yah, cmack, who was it that STARTED this whole derailment?

< CMACK > >_>

< CMACK > <_<

< CMACK > uhhh

< CMACK > erm

 * CMack scares the hagfish again and runs away

 * Leapo holds up queef-girl, aims at CMack and pushes on her stomach *burble-squirt-plop*

< SNU > if it wasnt for you, it would have ended with a nice immature farting joke or to, but noooo

 * Moonlit stuffs hagfish down CMack's pants and prods them with a stick

< SNU > *two

< CMACK > @_@

< SNU > O_o

 * Leapo hits CMack with the fire hose, causing his pants to fill with slime

 * CMack runs for the safety of the shadows under the couch, trips, falls, and slides home to safety anyway

< LEAPO > *I JIZZED IN MY PANTS*

< LEAPO > (This conversation is like a black hole. We've sunk so low and to such density that there's no escaping it)

< SNU > you've created a monster, cmack (um, that wasnt meant to be related to that last thing < LEAPO > said)

< LEAPO > we hit rock bottom and plowed past that fucker

< CMACK > hahaha

< MOONLIT > rather rock bottom than slime bottom

< CMACK > like it was... slimy?

< CMACK > *snap*

< SNU > snap?

< LEAPO > So...what do we do with queef girl over there? *points a thumb over to the naked woman lying face-down covered in hagfish slime, still burbling from the crotch*

< LEAPO > This has been a great night for onomatopoeia, by the way

< CMACK > LOL

< CMACK > sell her to the circus??

< LEAPO > We've made up more words than a batman comic book

< MOONLIT > if we leave her long enough, d'you think she'll slime herself into a cocoon and come out a butterfly?

< LEAPO > XD

< CMACK > lol

< LEAPO > *burble*

< LEAPO > >_>

< CMACK > let's surprise Grue!

< MOONLIT > *spludge

< SNU > i always liked *spak* when relating to slime-ish effects

< CMACK > HAHAHA

< LEAPO > How about "blort"?

< SNU > i think it was bob and george that used that one

< CMACK > *splik*

< MOONLIT > *glub*

< CMACK > *ploot*

< SNU > cant remember where tho

< MOONLIT > *sklup*

< SNU > *splorg*

< MOONLIT > *flubble*

< LEAPO > *schlooooorp*

< CMACK > yeah, we totally need to leave her in Grue's room as a surprise

< CMACK > he'll love it

< MOONLIT > definitely

< CMACK > nice homecoming from the *con too

< SNU > O_o

< MOONLIT > that is if he doesn't drown or get stuck to the walls on the way in

< CMACK > It'll be like he never left

< CMACK > >_<

 * Leapo funnels in more hagfish and pumps her back up with air and water, the wheels her into grue's room

< MOONLIT > *glurble*

 * Leapo runs, slamming the door behind him

< CMACK > leave some sushi for the poor thing, eh?  Seems she's got some kind of thing for fish...

< SNU > wait, so i wonder if extreting slime is an effective way of averting a grue?

< CMACK > >_>

 * Leapo hears her slamming against walls as she flies around again

< CMACK > omg, the imagery...

< LEAPO > Just ignore that, it'll stop in a *thud splat gurgle* ...in a second

< CMACK > FARK I almost want to make that into some kind of audio show

< SNU > O_o

< CMACK > god that would be so much fun

< MOONLIT > The CMack and *burble* Show!

< CMACK > nobody'd get it, but it would be fricking hilarious nonetheless

< SNU > so basically, viral material

< CMACK > heh

< LEAPO > ...just make an entire show that's a soundscape of a girl full of air and hagfish slime deflating and slamming against walls?

< CMACK > why not!

< LEAPO > ...call it modern art and you're golden

< CMACK > Leapo: well, you'd have to do a little building-up first

< CMACK > I think it'd actually be more fun to re-create this whole convo tonight

< CMACK > but with sound effects

< SNU > leave me out of it >_<

 * Leapo gets on skype

< LEAPO > we just made the script, lets do this thing!

< MOONLIT > "Hey Suzie, what's a*glahblurgigarggh!* *SPLURSH BLARGHLE PFFFFFFFT SPLUNGE*"

< LEAPO > *schlorp-splat...silence*

< LEAPO > I think she finally petered out

< CMACK > HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

< CMACK > Yes, see?!

< CMACK > THen you move on to daily trials of life as a housewife

< CMACK > HAHAHAHAHA

< SNU > well, you'd have to tile the whole place, carpet would be right out

< MOONLIT > ...the daily trials of life as a housewife who queefs a lot with a hagfish farm in her uterus?

< LEAPO > Snu: You'd never stop slipping

< CMACK > the kids would have a blast though

< CMACK > >_>

< SNU > moonlit: .... would have to be an anime

< LEAPO > CMack: OH MY GOD

< MOONLIT > imagine the slides you could make

< CMACK > HAHAHAHAHA

< LEAPO > Slip and slide will never be the same again X_x

< CMACK > man, I am *so* glad grue's not on and logging right now

< MOONLIT > you could always send her on flumes before you

< LEAPO > "Marty, get your mom over here! The slide keeps going dry and we need her queef butter!" "DAMMIT BILLY, it's HAGFISH SLIME, not BUTTER... MOM, GET OVER HERE!"

< MOONLIT > just to make it faster

 * Leapo falls out of his chair laughing

< SNU > while the cat's away...

< LEAPO > Moonlit: We've finally surpassed vagloaf on the "FUCKING WRONG-o-meter"

< MOONLIT > while the cat's away, the queef's ok?

< CMACK > wait, we *have* one of those meters???

< MOONLIT > Leapo - that's debatable, but if anything does, it's this :P

< LEAPO > CMack: It's usually in Unpersons, with the needle buried

< SNU > ooh, what was that from, 'you broke the sarcasm-o-meeter again!'

< CMACK > hehehe

< MOONLIT > wait wait wait, what if the vagloaf is made from yeast contained in said slime?

< SNU > maybe that was bob and george too

< LEAPO > dammit moonlit, mixing memes is tacky

< MOONLIT > so's the slime, but that didn't stop us

< MOONLIT > >_>

< LEAPO > You know how soaked we'd be if this were happening in an actual room?

 * Leapo runs and slides around on the carpet

< CMACK > you'd be adding hurl to the mix by this point, I think

 * Leapo peeks in Grue's room to see the aftermath

 * Leapo is blown backwards as slime pours out

< CMACK > who's got the shop-vac??

< SNU > oh, thats gonna need a REALLY good sound effect

< MOONLIT > shop-vac? I think we need the sewage sucker truck

 * Leapo rides down the hallway and past everyone on the wave of slime, eventually getting plastered to a wall by the mass of it

< SNU > *SHPLOOOORGE*

< CMACK > zomg

< SNU > or something

< MOONLIT > *swwwwwuuuuuuuururrrrshhhhh*

 * CMack stands on the couch, looking fearfully at the mess

< CMACK > we are *so* dead when he gets back

 * Leapo 's head emerges, t. Slime tendrils snap away until Leapo's mouth emerges, gasping for air

< SNU > haha

< SNU > well IM sure not cleaning this up

 * Moonlit begins to suspect he should choose a chair without wheels while this is going on

< LEAPO > *still in the mass of slime* I'M IN VAGINA SLIME! AAAUUUGUGG!

 * Leapo flops backwards

< LEAPO > What has science done?

 * CMack throws a stray vagfish at Leapo

< MOONLIT > haha

< MOONLIT > vagfish

< SNU > oh no

 * Leapo crawls from the slime blob, trying to get it out of his eyes

< LEAPO > I need one of those radiation showers dammit *cough-hack*

< SNU > i wont use that, but '/me slaps <nick> around a bit with a large hagfish' is goin on my aliases

< CMACK > HAHAHA

< MOONLIT > :D

 * Snu slaps cmack around a bit with a large hagfish

< MOONLIT > hehe

< SNU > been a while since i did any scripting, random should work too...

 * Snu slaps CptRootbeer around a bit with a large hagfish

< SNU > yup

 * CMack ducks, dodges, and sways to avoid the abomination, then slips and falls into the mess

< SNU > haha

< CMACK > damn....

< CMACK > *gwerp*

< SNU > thats the best part about using a hagfish! even if you miss, its still effective

< CMACK > next time I'm showing you guys videos of minnows and tadpoles and shit

< CMACK > :(

< MOONLIT > I've seen... things

< MOONLIT > let's just say "she had baby eels and a plastic funnel"

< CMACK > Like... carrots, handbags, and perhaps cheese?

< CMACK > lol

< MOONLIT > (no, really, she... uh... fired them... back out...)

< CMACK > then there was the guy who walked in and... well there was... spillage... in the hall

< SNU > ok, moonlit, dont tell me you've been searching for random things we have been talking about? O_o

< CMACK > -_-

< SNU > hah

 * Moonlit threatens Snu with a large plastic bin full of hagfish

< MOONLIT > now!

< MOONLIT > >_>

 * CMack peels a bit of slime from between his toes

< MOONLIT > ew.

< CMACK > better listen to him dude

< CMACK > he's serious

< CMACK > trust me on this one

< CMACK > fucking hagfish...

< SNU > haha

< SNU > wait, all that slime is still laying around ya know, does this stuff like, dry up or anything?

< SNU > probably leaves a spiderweb-ish film on everything

 * Moonlit grabs a flamethrower

< CMACK > you ever get that slime stuff as a kid?

< SNU > no!! leapo is still under there!

 * Moonlit dries around him

< CMACK > oh snap, somebody should dig him out

< SNU > say, where IS leapo anyway

 * CMack checks his nails

< LEAPO > Still here, got company

< SNU > lol

< SNU > darn, you ruined it

< MOONLIT > bad time to have company

< MOONLIT > *shlursh*

< CMACK > yeah.. what you gonna tell them about all the vagfi...*hagfish* in here?

 * Snu digs through some slime to find... leapo having a tea party with several people?

< CMACK > tell me you aren't trying to pass all this off as meringue topping!

< SNU > how did you... where did this... what?

< CMACK > well I doubt he could tell his guests this is all egg whites!

< CMACK > (convincing though it may be)

< SNU > its starting to solidify more now tho, more of a rubbery consistency

< CMACK > sooo... rubber vagfish?

< CMACK > somehow, I knew it would end up this way

< CMACK > -_-

< SNU > O_o

< SNU > you HAVE to keep bringing the fish back up

< CMACK > it's *their* fault after all!

< CMACK > them and Moonlit's damned hoverqueef

< SNU > wait, she was moonlit's?

< MOONLIT > hey, it was a perfectly fine hovercraft until you got hold of it

< CMACK > I was just trying to help you bling it out a bit

< CMACK > >_>

< SNU > *snort*

< SNU > bahaha

< MOONLIT > I think I would've preferred fluffy disc and a pine tree air-freshener

< MOONLIT > *fluffy dice

< SNU > fluffy disk?

< CMACK > yeah, Playskool doesn't make a My First CD Player yet

< SNU > plush floppies?

< MOONLIT > you sure, CMack? I swear I've seen a fake CD player which plays brightly coloured plastic discs :P

< CMACK > What about pine-scented hagfish?

< SNU > dude, i want a pillow that looks like a giant floppy disk now

< CMACK > lol

< SNU > that would be awesome

< MOONLIT > eh, I'm not a massive fan of pine, can I get a hamburger-scented hagfish?

Snu |    Manuel: oh, i thought you were just cheap ;)



Manuel | no... I'm Free, just not easy 

[17:16] <gmevo> Quiet.......

[17:16] <Patt> mhm

[17:24] * Steendor blows an air horn in gmevo's direction

[17:25] * gmevo Quit (Quit: Bye)

[17:25] * gmevo has joined #unpersons

[17:26] <Steendor> powerful air horn...

[17:26] <Patt> lol

[17:35] <gmevo> No, I think the text messages killed my net connection

[17:36] <Steendor> technology killed your technology

[17:36] <gmevo> In a matter of speaking, yes

[17:37] <gmevo> Texts and internet share one pipe, and don't share

[17:37] <Steendor> they share and don't share---nice

[17:37] * Steendor shoves data through gmevo's tubes

[17:46] <gmevo> Its like sharing a pair of underwear :P

[17:49] <Steendor> I wouldn't know

[17:49] <gmevo> I wouldn't either but I can guess

[17:51] <Patt> lol

<starcoder2> Moonlit: any means any

<starcoder2> it means all

<Moonlit> indeed

<starcoder2> no exceptions!

<starcoder2> >.>

<Moonlit> your mom's an exception

<Moonlit> <_<

* starcoder2 slaps Moonlit

<Moonlit> sorry, it's this channel

<Moonlit> I can't help it

<StarStorm> starcoder2: Be nice to the Moonlit 

<Moonlit> lol, I like that

<starcoder2> I don't

<starcoder2> >_>

<Moonlit> I insult someone's mother, StarStorm defends me

<Moonlit> <3

<StarStorm> XD

* starcoder2 zips StarStorm's mother shut

<starcoder2> err

<starcoder2> mouth*

* starcoder2 slaps Moonlit now

<mwsenter`> how do i modify a variable using a users input

<Russell> google has answers

<mwsenter`> what is google?

* starcoder has kicked mwsenter` from #starcoder (http://www.google.com - Enjoy)