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<Grue> Man down!

<CMack> Let us pause for a moment to reflect on Karak. He was a good soul, and will be greatly missed round these parts

<CMack> and so it is with a heavy heart that I commend his memory to the void of cyberspace.

<CMack> bits to bits, ACK packets to ACK packets

<Grue> lol

* CMack crosses himself 

<Wing> I have 2 remember u & I r like the oldest guys on the net          

<CMack> old CMack is old

<Wing> I ain't too far back

* Grue hands CMack a cane

<CMack> "Old CMackDonald had a (render)farm.  E-I-E-I/O.."  

<jdhore> http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/20070311-122657.jpg

<CodyPChristian> eww

<CodyPChristian> you fucker!

<mast3rpyr0> lmao

<mast3rpyr0> read the chat not the image

<CodyPChristian> yes I know

<TestMAD> nice jd

<TestMAD> fat girls need love too

<TestMAD> more cushion for the pushin

<CodyPChristian> yeah.. I won't comment

<TheSPY> SFW?

<TestMAD> fat girls give the best head cus they're always hungry

<TheSPY> you never know with doingitwrong :/

<GamerGoddess> oh no you didn't ass monkey

<CodyPChristian> haha!

* TestMAD runs

<jdhore> haha

<jdhore> I knew that would happen

<GamerGoddess> see if this fat girl ever gives head again

* CodyPChristian hears TestMAD cry for help over skype

<TestMAD> whens the last time you ate? 

(12:30) * gameman turns smart into a trout and slaps MissingIntellect around a bit with a large trout

(12:30) * smart gasps for air

(12:31) <smart> PUT ME BACK IN THE FISH BOWL YOU WHORE

(12:31) <Grue> lol

(12:31) <localhost_brad> LOL

(12:31) * gameman stabs smart

(12:31) * localhost_brad starts the grill

(12:31) <Grue> I really need to install QuoteEngine...

(12:31) <localhost_brad> yeah you do MissingIntellect

(12:31) * smart defecates on his fish-self. Enjoy the food, boys!

Dankiswess : My cock is now and hence forth to be known as "Thor"                 

Dankiswess : brb

s-nomad : I think of them melting

Moonlit : your cock has a giant hammer capable of creating thunder? 

Moonlit : that's unusual 

CMack : lol

s-nomad : probably should "eksplosjon av kraft" 

Moonlit : well, I have no idea what that says, but if I had to guess then I'd say it had something to do with explosions 

s-nomad : norwegian for explosion of power 

s-nomad : better than the wife's name for it  

Moonlit : "salt shaker"    

s-nomad : after she got a yeast infection a long time ago, she named it Plague the Impaler

[23:29] <jdhore> I wonder...could you kill yourself with a staple gun?

[23:29] <cianmm> jdhore: I should thikn so

[23:29] <jdhore> or someone else for that matter

[23:29] <cianmm> you would just need to know where to shoot the staple gun

[23:30] <jdhore> well...staples aren't very deep...nor do they have the force to go through bone i wouldn't think

[23:30] <cianmm> i'm thinking either back of the neck or your jugular

[23:30] <cianmm> massive blood loss

[23:30] <jdhore> yeah, didn't think of that

[23:30] <bearcub> more like jugular

[23:30] <cianmm> and if you went for the neck, you have the added bonus of stapling shut your windpipe!

[23:30] <jdhore> I'm having an off day for violence :(

[23:30] <bearcub> the spinal cord is protected by bone

[23:30] Jen joined the channel.

[23:31] <cianmm> So THIS must be what Dinner conversation at the Sigler household must be like. 

<Grue> Windex kills most anything living 

<CMack> thought it was funny when I spritzed a cricket I found in the cupboard, and it was instant *SPROING*... biggest jump I've ever seen a cricket do. Seconds later: *deeeeeeaaaatthh* 

<CMack> little skull and crossbones came floating out of him and everything... I spritzed that too, just ot be safe

18:17:46 Leapo: Brand loyalty = retarded



*Those who know Leapo will understand the irony XD

<Grue> moonlit just made that up bearcub 

<bearcub> really?

<Moonlit> yes, lol 

<bearcub> I seem to remeber this from a long time ago... 

* Moonlit wishes to borrow bearcub's time machine

* CMack wishes to share bearcub's drugs 

<Moonlit> haha 

<bearcub> thunlrealbe part of my prev statemnt was *remember* 

<Moonlit> or... misremember :P  

<CMack> "You been.. THUNLREALBE!!" 

<bearcub> uh huh... 

<CMack> "THUNREALBE!  YEAH YEAH YEAH THUNREALBE!"

* Moonlit is actually loling

<bearcub> I think I need to go crash on the couch... 

<CMack> "I was CAUGHT, in the middle of a LGINTING ATTACK!!  (THUNREALBE!)" 

<Moonlit> careful, you don't wanna write off the couch

<CMack> hahahaha

<bearcub> .... aaand this is going in the thinstack qupates page, I;m sure...

<Moonlit> we have a qupates page? 

<CMack> http://thinstack.net/quotes

<CMack> oh wait 

<CMack> dammit!

<CMack> testmad forgot the qupates page! 

<bearcub> gonna go carsh now... 

<bearcub> night

<CMack> The highest honor one can achieve is to be qupated in near-realtime 

Garda | Boring meeting again

bearcub | did you tell tehm about TIM?

Garda | Some important person's supposed to be talking

Garda | So i'm on irc instead

CMack | lol 

CMack | ain't that just the way of things?

Garda | Tim? 

bearcub | http://www.bringtim.com

CMack | HAHHAA

CMack | BRILLIANT!

CMack | who's the jackass making $100/hr???

bearcub | your average attorney?

<<<< | Garda (~Garda@110.23.szz.tl) has quit (Client Quit)

CMack | well, in that case, those "business meetings" are most often referred to as "court proceedings"

CMack | and they're already at work

CMack | >_>

bearcub | oops

bearcub | somomeone noticed garda slacking...

CMack | hehehe

CMack | "...ermmm... uhhh... *nothing*, sir!"

bearcub | yet if thwe beeting was acutally something other than a time waster...

 CMack | HAHAHHA

 CMack | "beating"?

 bearcub | freudian slip?

 CMack | I know any beating I've ever attended was anything  but a time-waster